Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/24/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

32%
The Painted Hills

20

68%
Horrors of Spider Island WINNER

36

32%
The Painted Hills

20 Comments
Mike Aronow
3
Mike Aronow

"Oh Lassie, come out and PLAY-AY!!!"

Reply
Alexandrea Cyril Niell
3
Alexandrea Cyril Niell

This one doesn't get enough love.

Reply
E. G. Lowe
2
E. G. Lowe

I've seen Spider Island enough. We need more episodes that get less play.

Reply
Brian O'Connell
2
Brian O'Connell

This dog is going to have abs of steel!

Reply
Ann Murray
2
Ann Murray

Actually have never seen this one before (a rarity) and would love to see it now. Love me some MST3K!!!

Reply
MST3K
2
MST3K

Are you going to vote AGAINST LASSIE? Pssshhhht

Reply
Michael Kilgore
1
Michael Kilgore

Pile-On Pete is my spirit guide

Reply
ThePeronah
0
ThePeronah

Can't stand Horrors of Spider Island.

Reply
Charlie Hinz
0
Charlie Hinz

Pile-On Pete told me to

Reply
Anthony Rios
0
Anthony Rios

One of my all time favorite riffs... "Are you a regular person, Mr. Pete?" "...I reckon I'm as irregular as they come!" EEEEEEEEEWWW!

Reply
Jeff Oskins
0
Jeff Oskins

This was one of Joel's favorite episodes.

Reply
jeff lingenfelter
0
jeff lingenfelter

Who knows what lies in the heart of dogs? "Heartworms".

Reply
KozyTimeOnline
0
KozyTimeOnline

Yo uhave to have a tleast one bad western for turkey day

Reply

68%
Horrors of Spider Island

36 Comments
John Matthew Mattie
1
John Matthew Mattie

It’s not “The Painted Hills”.

Reply
Phyllis Lanza
1
Phyllis Lanza

No-brainer here. Just like the leading ladies. They make me so proud. We are women, hear us ... scream and whine and murmur. Now I know what to do if my plane ever crashes ♥️

Reply
Catherine Arthur
1
Catherine Arthur

I find dog movies depressing or sad, so in the spirit of 2020, I vote for bizarre!

Reply
Merri Hall Cross
1
Merri Hall Cross

Girls weren’t none too bright, neither was the hapless male, so made for lots of laughs 😂 oh the horror Oh, and keep your legs crossed 🤣

Reply
Kimberly Heiser
1
Kimberly Heiser

What better way to celebrate thanksgiving than by watching a bunch of super models dance on an irradiated island with spiders?

Reply
Michael Schiavo
1
Michael Schiavo

Gary! Gary? Gary! Gary! Gary? Gary!

Reply
Michael Pullmann
1
Michael Pullmann

*crosses legs smarmily*

Reply
Eviliz
0
Eviliz

I love a good languid murmur.

Reply
Andrew Hill
0
Andrew Hill

It is the lord your God, put a shirt on and tug your pants down a titch!

Reply
Sean Garner
0
Sean Garner

Give black and white movies a chance.

Reply
Rita Lyons
0
Rita Lyons

This one is such a silly (in a good way) movie, and top notch riffs. Plus, The Painted Hills wasn't "bad" enough and I find it kind of depressing with Lassie's owner dying like that.

Reply
Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

Great episode! It's got it all, guys turning into spiders, scantily clothed women, terrible dancing, crossing legs, everything!

Reply
Jasmyn Nichelle Britton
0
Jasmyn Nichelle Britton

Because of giant spiders!!!

Reply
Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

Come on, I'll pick "strippers cavorting on a monster-infested island" over "Lassie dicks around with some prospectors" any day of the week.

Reply
Terry Lehman
0
Terry Lehman

THE HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND!!!

Reply
Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

Just a streak of cruelty. My husband is extremely arachnophobic.

Reply
Marc Hiland
0
Marc Hiland

Well, I'm going to have my body re-blocked tomorrow...

Reply
Michael Lang
0
Michael Lang

There are more semi-naked ladies in this film than in The Painted Hills.

Reply
Rebecca
0
Rebecca

I wanted to shout GARY! and writhe on my porch.

Reply
David Rogers
0
David Rogers

::laughs creepily and crosses legs::

Reply
Newt Calkins
0
Newt Calkins

C'mon. C'mon! COME ON!!!

Reply
Sally Griffin
0
Sally Griffin

All that sexy murmuring!

Reply
Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

Tough choice on this one... but spiders have legs, and this producer likes legs....

Reply
Brian Jay
0
Brian Jay

Mmm, check out my good stuff, Nature!

Reply
Dan Wiencek
0
Dan Wiencek

NudeWrestlingGiantesses.com

Reply
Chris CK Felix
0
Chris CK Felix

Honestly if Spider Island doesn't win, I will be deeply saddened over the course of Turkey Day

Reply
Britt Whale
0
Britt Whale

"I'm going to have Babs mess you up!"

Reply
Rick M
0
Rick M

Spiders and sexy music.

Reply
brandylong
0
brandylong

The boy child voted for this one

Reply
Max Suba
0
Max Suba

Love this movie. The riffs are great and the cast are hilarious

Reply
MJ Krey
0
MJ Krey

I can't remember The Painted Hills

Reply
Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/19/2021

Which is the better episode?

57%
Prince of Space WINNER

8

43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

8

57%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Philip Monihan
1
Philip Monihan

Hard pick, not gonna lie.

Reply
Mark Pergolizzi
0
Mark Pergolizzi

Prince of Space is one of my all-time favorite MST3Ks ever.

Reply
Sam Bissell
0
Sam Bissell

Prince of Space is a family favorite and we watch more than any episode, except for Samson vs the Vampire Women, which is pretty much tied with Prince of Space!

Reply
Shaun O'Leary
0
Shaun O'Leary

He's a prince. And of course i love chicken.

Reply
Ryan Barker
0
Ryan Barker

Your weapons are useless against me!

Reply
Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

I love both these Riffs, Prince of Space is just a tiny bit better.

Reply
Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

Of all the MST3K episodes where Earth is invaded by chicken-men, this is the best. Also, I became a bootblack because of this film. I like it very much.

Reply
William Lane
0
William Lane

Sinbad has no effect on this movie.

Reply

43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Will Blanchard
2
Will Blanchard

Love Prince of Space, but 505 is peak MST3K. Old-school style riff to be sure, but the warmth of the early years is in full bloom on this one with A+ sketches and even an in-theater stunt. Also, weird movie.

Reply
Llewellyn Buntminkey
1
Llewellyn Buntminkey

Russo Finnish madness!!! Wooohooo!!!

Reply
Howard Kistler
1
Howard Kistler

He travels all over the world and discovers the best place is home. It doesn't get much more Thanksgiving than that.

Reply
Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

I'm not gonna lie, I'd rather have a technicolor nightmare than a dull black and white space caper.

Reply
Wendy Coffin
0
Wendy Coffin

hard choice because both are in my top 10. I chose this though because EVERYTHING Joel says in this ep is absolute gold

Reply
Paul S
0
Paul S

SOL-tie Award winning show!

Reply
Rebecca Brawley
0
Rebecca Brawley

For me, it's an oldie but goodie.

Reply
Victor Martinez
0
Victor Martinez

enjoy this one much more.

Reply
Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/16/2021

Which is the better episode?

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

13

56%
Prince of Space WINNER

30

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Which is the better episode?
13 Comments
Bruce Pullen
2
Bruce Pullen

Mike's finest hour. Ideally pithy and not too dour. The movie is something else yet the treatment beams through brightly.

Reply
Amy L. Sacks
1
Amy L. Sacks

"Mike is a very nice name."

Reply
Troy Sloan
0
Troy Sloan

You play this one less.

Reply
Robert Hornibrook
0
Robert Hornibrook

Cause its the first MST3k episode my wife ever saw.

Reply
Colleen Moriarity
0
Colleen Moriarity

This episode is far superior to Prince of Space.

Reply
Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and vintage slease in one tidy package.

Reply
Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and sleaze in one package!

Reply
Frank Gallagher
0
Frank Gallagher

I caught this movie on Creature Double Feature when I was way too young and it traumatized me

Reply
John Judge
0
John Judge

There's nothing like a "hero" who makes all the wrong choices.

Reply
Kim McAllister
0
Kim McAllister

A total MST classic!!!

Reply
Nicole Castro
0
Nicole Castro

It doesn't get enough love. Been my #1 favorite for many years.

Reply
LowKeeba
0
LowKeeba

“That’s not cheese” —Gypsy

Reply

56%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
30 Comments
Philip Monihan
4
Philip Monihan

Your voting has no effect on me!

Reply
Adam Troy
1
Adam Troy

We like it very much!

Reply
Heather M Perkins
1
Heather M Perkins

Because he is the Prince. And he is of Space. And because I am a little tired of that other movie.

Reply
Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I find the ep funny as heck. And I like it very much.

Reply
Charlie M
0
Charlie M

Because those makeup effects are soooo dreamy

Reply
Ryan Nostrebor
0
Ryan Nostrebor

Mince, mince, mince...

Reply
John Abernathy
0
John Abernathy

Because not voting for Prince of Space, is for me, words that have no meaning. Though I just said them.

Reply
Matt Olfson
0
Matt Olfson

One of the all-time best and enduring episodes of MST3K!

Reply
Leah
0
Leah

I remember it being a lot of fun.

Reply
Ginger Fitts
0
Ginger Fitts

Oh! Ah! Prince of Space!!! Need I say more?

Reply
J. Lynn Else, Author
0
J. Lynn Else, Author

Vote for Prince of Space, or I'll throw my doll at you!

Reply
Matt Towler
0
Matt Towler

how many times must I say that I LIKE IT VERY MUCH

Reply
Robert Reimer
0
Robert Reimer

Because we like it very much.

Reply
Paul Moreau
0
Paul Moreau

WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH

Reply
David McDermott
0
David McDermott

His name is Prince of Space, and he is funky.

Reply
Doug Breese
0
Doug Breese

this experiment is why I add "ya scum" to the end of every sentence I utter... ya scum.

Reply
Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

If Phantom Krankor cannot defeat the Prince, neither can Jan in the Pan.

Reply
Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

I want in with the cool crowd.

Reply
Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

Krankor over Jan in the Pan any Turkey Day!

Reply
Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

Your neck juice cannot harm me, but scares the crap out of me anyway.

Reply
Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

"Your weapons are useless against me! Har,har,har,har!"

Reply

We use cookies to ensure you get the best possible experience on our website. Learn more OK, GOT IT