Official SquareOffs Page of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Currently featuring the Turkey Day Tournament 2021! Your votes will decide four of the episodes shown on this year's Turkey Day Marathon.
Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/13/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

46%
I Accuse My Parents

26

54%
Pod People WINNER

40

46%
I Accuse My Parents

26 Comments
Phyllis Lanza
4
Phyllis Lanza

If Thanksgiving isn't the day to celebrate drunken relatives and try to figure out if you're happy in your work, when is, I ask you?? Vote Jimmy!! Vote Jimmy!! I'm with you, Jimmy boy! I accuse my parents, too!!!

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Bo Sheep
3
Bo Sheep

Pod People has had its time, let’s give Jimmy this victory

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Stephen White
3
Stephen White

Gypsy lip-syncing to "Are you Happy in your Work?"

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Russell Boyer
2
Russell Boyer

Jimmy won an award for his essay! What more do you want? A hamburger sandwich with all the trimmings!?

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Paul Smith
1
Paul Smith

I voted for this because it stars three future presidents of the United States. It cured cancer and stopped global warming. This movie invented the Internet. It is not a robot. This movie IS a unicorn. It put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop and the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong. Vote Jimmy’s Mom now!

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Linda Saper
1
Linda Saper

It’s the epitome of the “riffable” movie. There can be no other contender. And that Is why- “I Accuse My Parents”

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

What better entertainment for a family holiday, than a film about family?

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Molly Hansen
0
Molly Hansen

The songs are wonderful!

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Jason Bacon
0
Jason Bacon

The riffs are spot-on, the movie is surprisingly watchable, and the hose segments are classics. THIS, IMHO, is the best episode of the series, and a shining example of what the show is about.

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Myrrh Kingwell
0
Myrrh Kingwell

Jimmy's a good boy! He won the essay contest!

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Joshua Christenson
0
Joshua Christenson

This is just pure Sophie’s choice. Let the chips fall where they may...

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

Maybe this time they'll explain how the plot can be traced back to his parents!

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Bryson Boggess
0
Bryson Boggess

Jimmy killed in self defense; he shouldn't have even needed to accuse his parents in the first place!

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Craig Hill
0
Craig Hill

It's upbeat and I love the bots musical number.

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

Pod People got got no reason to live.

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H. Jameel Al Khafiz
0
H. Jameel Al Khafiz

Jimmy's mother is drunk, and that's funny!

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Lisa Williford
0
Lisa Williford

While it's hard to pass up Trumpy (especially after the election), this one is just too delicious.

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Mike Aronow
0
Mike Aronow

Can I just tell you about my Mom once?

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Kevin Smith
0
Kevin Smith

I’m rooting for Jimmy Wilson’s mom!!!

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Howard Sauertieg
0
Howard Sauertieg

I keep voting against Pod People for some reason

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Jarret Cooper
0
Jarret Cooper

Because Mom likes to say she has TWO beaus!

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Willow Polson
0
Willow Polson

I Accuse My Parents is somewhat watchable, if kitschy -- Pod People is just a painful grind, other than the potato section.

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54%
Pod People

40 Comments
Jessica Bro
0
Jessica Bro

I grew up with a giant drunk family every year, and this is a classic that will never die! Trumpy!

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Wesley Richardson
0
Wesley Richardson

With a name like Smucker's, ya know it's good!

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Chris Haynes
0
Chris Haynes

One of my 2 favorites of the original 10 seasons

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wthvideoproduction
0
wthvideoproduction

It Stinks! Yes I know that isn't original

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John Harris
0
John Harris

It has nothing to do with pods, it has nothing to do with people, it has everything to do with HURTING

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Klugman
0
Klugman

Burning rubber tires

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Barry Ward
0
Barry Ward

Idiot Control Now....

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Nathan Wurm-Cutter
0
Nathan Wurm-Cutter

My favorite all time episode!

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Bruce Turbeville
0
Bruce Turbeville

Oh, Trumpy, you can do stupid things!

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Ricardo Silkworth
0
Ricardo Silkworth

Trumpy can do magic things duh!

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Dice & Brews
0
Dice & Brews

While 'I Accuse My Parents' is a great episode, 'Pod People' is a classic.

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Denise Bingham
0
Denise Bingham

Pod people is by far the best. Us parents have been screaming this for yrs about our childtrn!!🥰🤣🤣🤣

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Terry Somerville
0
Terry Somerville

The toughest choice ever! But I had to go with my first love.

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Brian Surge Zickel
0
Brian Surge Zickel

Because it just like E.T. But it can do stupid things.

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Daniel M. Clark
0
Daniel M. Clark

Because it's not just good, it's *the best*.

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

In life, sometimes there are right and wrong choices. I have clearly made the right choice in this decision. Follow my example.

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John Matthew Mattie
0
John Matthew Mattie

If Trumpy loses, we’re lawyerin’ up!

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Chris Fortner
0
Chris Fortner

Why I vote for Pod People? How can you not! Little winged potatoes!

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Scot Burklin
0
Scot Burklin

Trumpy can do stupid things... what's not to love?

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Michael Ryan Goodwin
0
Michael Ryan Goodwin

"Trumpy, you can do stupid things! ".

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

Who doesn't love little wing-ed potatoes?

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David Schmidt
0
David Schmidt

Cuz this guy's got Renaissance Faire written all over him. Huzzah!

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TransmorpherDDS
0
TransmorpherDDS

I love the insanity of a mediocre horror movie getting edited into a an even more mediocre ET ripoff. It stinks!

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Chuck Campbell
0
Chuck Campbell

Never mess with Trumpy!

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0
ꀭꍏꉓꂦꌃ ꃅꍏꋪꋪꀤꌗ 2

Did you hear that? It sounded like Laura leaping to her death.

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
0
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Wing-ed potatoes and burnin' rubber tires. And I don't like coffee either.

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/19/2021

Which is the better episode?

57%
Prince of Space WINNER

8

43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

8

57%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Philip Monihan
1
Philip Monihan

Hard pick, not gonna lie.

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Mark Pergolizzi
0
Mark Pergolizzi

Prince of Space is one of my all-time favorite MST3Ks ever.

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Sam Bissell
0
Sam Bissell

Prince of Space is a family favorite and we watch more than any episode, except for Samson vs the Vampire Women, which is pretty much tied with Prince of Space!

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Shaun O'Leary
0
Shaun O'Leary

He's a prince. And of course i love chicken.

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Ryan Barker
0
Ryan Barker

Your weapons are useless against me!

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

I love both these Riffs, Prince of Space is just a tiny bit better.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

Of all the MST3K episodes where Earth is invaded by chicken-men, this is the best. Also, I became a bootblack because of this film. I like it very much.

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William Lane
0
William Lane

Sinbad has no effect on this movie.

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43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Will Blanchard
2
Will Blanchard

Love Prince of Space, but 505 is peak MST3K. Old-school style riff to be sure, but the warmth of the early years is in full bloom on this one with A+ sketches and even an in-theater stunt. Also, weird movie.

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Llewellyn Buntminkey
1
Llewellyn Buntminkey

Russo Finnish madness!!! Wooohooo!!!

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Howard Kistler
1
Howard Kistler

He travels all over the world and discovers the best place is home. It doesn't get much more Thanksgiving than that.

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

I'm not gonna lie, I'd rather have a technicolor nightmare than a dull black and white space caper.

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Wendy Coffin
0
Wendy Coffin

hard choice because both are in my top 10. I chose this though because EVERYTHING Joel says in this ep is absolute gold

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Paul S
0
Paul S

SOL-tie Award winning show!

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Rebecca Brawley
0
Rebecca Brawley

For me, it's an oldie but goodie.

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Victor Martinez
0
Victor Martinez

enjoy this one much more.

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/16/2021

Which is the better episode?

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

13

56%
Prince of Space WINNER

30

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Which is the better episode?
13 Comments
Bruce Pullen
2
Bruce Pullen

Mike's finest hour. Ideally pithy and not too dour. The movie is something else yet the treatment beams through brightly.

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Amy L. Sacks
1
Amy L. Sacks

"Mike is a very nice name."

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Troy Sloan
0
Troy Sloan

You play this one less.

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Robert Hornibrook
0
Robert Hornibrook

Cause its the first MST3k episode my wife ever saw.

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Colleen Moriarity
0
Colleen Moriarity

This episode is far superior to Prince of Space.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and vintage slease in one tidy package.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and sleaze in one package!

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Frank Gallagher
0
Frank Gallagher

I caught this movie on Creature Double Feature when I was way too young and it traumatized me

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John Judge
0
John Judge

There's nothing like a "hero" who makes all the wrong choices.

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Kim McAllister
0
Kim McAllister

A total MST classic!!!

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Nicole Castro
0
Nicole Castro

It doesn't get enough love. Been my #1 favorite for many years.

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LowKeeba
0
LowKeeba

“That’s not cheese” —Gypsy

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56%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
30 Comments
Philip Monihan
4
Philip Monihan

Your voting has no effect on me!

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Adam Troy
1
Adam Troy

We like it very much!

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Heather M Perkins
1
Heather M Perkins

Because he is the Prince. And he is of Space. And because I am a little tired of that other movie.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I find the ep funny as heck. And I like it very much.

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Charlie M
0
Charlie M

Because those makeup effects are soooo dreamy

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Ryan Nostrebor
0
Ryan Nostrebor

Mince, mince, mince...

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John Abernathy
0
John Abernathy

Because not voting for Prince of Space, is for me, words that have no meaning. Though I just said them.

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Matt Olfson
0
Matt Olfson

One of the all-time best and enduring episodes of MST3K!

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Leah
0
Leah

I remember it being a lot of fun.

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Ginger Fitts
0
Ginger Fitts

Oh! Ah! Prince of Space!!! Need I say more?

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J. Lynn Else, Author
0
J. Lynn Else, Author

Vote for Prince of Space, or I'll throw my doll at you!

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Matt Towler
0
Matt Towler

how many times must I say that I LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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Robert Reimer
0
Robert Reimer

Because we like it very much.

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Paul Moreau
0
Paul Moreau

WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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David McDermott
0
David McDermott

His name is Prince of Space, and he is funky.

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Doug Breese
0
Doug Breese

this experiment is why I add "ya scum" to the end of every sentence I utter... ya scum.

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

If Phantom Krankor cannot defeat the Prince, neither can Jan in the Pan.

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

I want in with the cool crowd.

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

Krankor over Jan in the Pan any Turkey Day!

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

Your neck juice cannot harm me, but scares the crap out of me anyway.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

"Your weapons are useless against me! Har,har,har,har!"

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