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Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/6/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

43%
Eegah

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57%
I Accuse My Parents WINNER

33

43%
Eegah

23 Comments
j c
2
j c

Jaws is in it, man! What more could you ask for?

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Jackson Munden
2
Jackson Munden

Watch Out For Snakes!

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Dylan Dotson
1
Dylan Dotson

Watch out for snakes

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Marc Nottke
1
Marc Nottke

Honk if you love Eegah!

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Eve LeCrosse
0
Eve LeCrosse

Because I find Tom's singing less objectionable than Kitty's, somehow...

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
0
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

This ones a toughy, Arch Hall Jrs rubbery face singing Roxy wins slightly over if ur happy in ur work. Cause I'm unemployed right now.

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Greg Gancho
0
Greg Gancho

Arch Hall, Jr is actually less cringe-worthy than Jimmy being an utter doofus. Plus Richard Kiel in a fake beard is super-entertaining.

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Casey McGrath
0
Casey McGrath

My tires are filled with water.

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Ricardo Silkworth
0
Ricardo Silkworth

Richard Kiel for the win!

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

Got to go with Eegah. It was the toughest decision yet.

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

We cannot let I Accuse My Parents win.

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Chuck Campbell
0
Chuck Campbell

Richard Kiel beats up Arch Hall, Jr.--what more do you need?

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Claudia CG Galpal
0
Claudia CG Galpal

My tires are filled with water!

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Rebekah Dahling
0
Rebekah Dahling

I sure hope it doesn't get hot! Oh and watch out for snakes.

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Marian Luther
0
Marian Luther

Watch out for snakes! (And my oldest daughter used to date a guy from another era.)

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Jessica Coyle
0
Jessica Coyle

OMG, this was a tough one as they are two of my fave episodes!

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Kendi Sue Lawton
0
Kendi Sue Lawton

Cave full of ancestors!

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Kevin Smith
0
Kevin Smith

Oh, gosh; today’s choice is seriously tough. Shtemlo! ✊

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Josh Colletta
0
Josh Colletta

An essay contest? Really?

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57%
I Accuse My Parents

33 Comments
Chad Bailey
2
Chad Bailey

Gotta hear Jimmy's essay and see his lush of a mom!

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Alexander Russell
1
Alexander Russell

He's eavesdropping on his eavesdropping!

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Leslie Maryann Neal
0
Leslie Maryann Neal

Come on, it's perfect for a family holiday!

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

All for the skit where they diagram Jimmy's problems and conclude that he's kinda stupid.

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

I, uh... I forgot what I was gonna type. I accuse my six year old. "Can you find my color book? Does Pegasus exist? Is Eegah an animal cuz of the blood?" Now she's busting out the ukulele, aaaaaah!

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Ben
0
Ben

Everyone knows it’s always the parents fault!

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

Because I don't want to have to watch out for snakes.

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Jon Attema
0
Jon Attema

A fantastic short, catchy songs, neglectful parents. This experiment has everything!

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All Hallow’s Me🌍☄️
0
All Hallow’s Me🌍☄️

Just one of the funniest episodes ever

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Brian Walch
0
Brian Walch

Goes without saying, but this was a tough one!

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Not Billehecka
0
Not Billehecka

tired of eegah, plus i once won an essay contest

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Matthew Blissenbach 2
0
Matthew Blissenbach 2

Why squander Turkey Day with your own dysfunctional family when you can spend it with noted essay winner and hamburger enthusiast Jimmy?

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Beardo Beatnick
0
Beardo Beatnick

I drink cuz daddy drinks

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

I like the bar that looks like the inside of the Country Bear Jamboree, but sounds like the Swing Club at the Ritz-Carlton. If only The Blues Brothers were singing Rawhide, that would be perfect.

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Adam Boyd
0
Adam Boyd

Because I accuse my parents from time to time myself.

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Phyllis Lanza
0
Phyllis Lanza

Do you love your work? 🎶🎶🎶

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Ann Linderman
0
Ann Linderman

This choice was painful! What a matchup. Finally went with the film that's had slightly less airtime.

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Aimee Wright
0
Aimee Wright

Hate to admit that I have seen Eegah too many times. :)

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Arletta Shenfeld
0
Arletta Shenfeld

I've seen Eegah so many more times, both riffed and not. This is worth another watch.

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Myrrh Kingwell
0
Myrrh Kingwell

Are you happy in your work

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Todd Divel
0
Todd Divel

ive seen eeeegah enough thank you

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Jeremy Leveille
0
Jeremy Leveille

Funnier, more memorable episode for sure

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Ben Schmidt
0
Ben Schmidt

This is the one with Bela Lugosi, right?

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Jay Son
0
Jay Son

Because I'm happy in my work.

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Howard Sauertieg
0
Howard Sauertieg

I didn't know this essay was due today, sorry. Hit me up next time around.

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Mike Aronow
0
Mike Aronow

I am happy in my work.

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/19/2021

Which is the better episode?

57%
Prince of Space WINNER

8

43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

8

57%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Philip Monihan
1
Philip Monihan

Hard pick, not gonna lie.

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Mark Pergolizzi
0
Mark Pergolizzi

Prince of Space is one of my all-time favorite MST3Ks ever.

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Sam Bissell
0
Sam Bissell

Prince of Space is a family favorite and we watch more than any episode, except for Samson vs the Vampire Women, which is pretty much tied with Prince of Space!

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Shaun O'Leary
0
Shaun O'Leary

He's a prince. And of course i love chicken.

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Ryan Barker
0
Ryan Barker

Your weapons are useless against me!

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

I love both these Riffs, Prince of Space is just a tiny bit better.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

Of all the MST3K episodes where Earth is invaded by chicken-men, this is the best. Also, I became a bootblack because of this film. I like it very much.

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William Lane
0
William Lane

Sinbad has no effect on this movie.

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43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Will Blanchard
2
Will Blanchard

Love Prince of Space, but 505 is peak MST3K. Old-school style riff to be sure, but the warmth of the early years is in full bloom on this one with A+ sketches and even an in-theater stunt. Also, weird movie.

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Llewellyn Buntminkey
1
Llewellyn Buntminkey

Russo Finnish madness!!! Wooohooo!!!

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Howard Kistler
1
Howard Kistler

He travels all over the world and discovers the best place is home. It doesn't get much more Thanksgiving than that.

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

I'm not gonna lie, I'd rather have a technicolor nightmare than a dull black and white space caper.

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Wendy Coffin
0
Wendy Coffin

hard choice because both are in my top 10. I chose this though because EVERYTHING Joel says in this ep is absolute gold

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Paul S
0
Paul S

SOL-tie Award winning show!

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Rebecca Brawley
0
Rebecca Brawley

For me, it's an oldie but goodie.

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Victor Martinez
0
Victor Martinez

enjoy this one much more.

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/16/2021

Which is the better episode?

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

13

56%
Prince of Space WINNER

30

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Which is the better episode?
13 Comments
Bruce Pullen
2
Bruce Pullen

Mike's finest hour. Ideally pithy and not too dour. The movie is something else yet the treatment beams through brightly.

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Amy L. Sacks
1
Amy L. Sacks

"Mike is a very nice name."

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Troy Sloan
0
Troy Sloan

You play this one less.

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Robert Hornibrook
0
Robert Hornibrook

Cause its the first MST3k episode my wife ever saw.

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Colleen Moriarity
0
Colleen Moriarity

This episode is far superior to Prince of Space.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and vintage slease in one tidy package.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and sleaze in one package!

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Frank Gallagher
0
Frank Gallagher

I caught this movie on Creature Double Feature when I was way too young and it traumatized me

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John Judge
0
John Judge

There's nothing like a "hero" who makes all the wrong choices.

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Kim McAllister
0
Kim McAllister

A total MST classic!!!

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Nicole Castro
0
Nicole Castro

It doesn't get enough love. Been my #1 favorite for many years.

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LowKeeba
0
LowKeeba

“That’s not cheese” —Gypsy

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56%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
30 Comments
Philip Monihan
4
Philip Monihan

Your voting has no effect on me!

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Adam Troy
1
Adam Troy

We like it very much!

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Heather M Perkins
1
Heather M Perkins

Because he is the Prince. And he is of Space. And because I am a little tired of that other movie.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I find the ep funny as heck. And I like it very much.

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Charlie M
0
Charlie M

Because those makeup effects are soooo dreamy

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Ryan Nostrebor
0
Ryan Nostrebor

Mince, mince, mince...

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John Abernathy
0
John Abernathy

Because not voting for Prince of Space, is for me, words that have no meaning. Though I just said them.

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Matt Olfson
0
Matt Olfson

One of the all-time best and enduring episodes of MST3K!

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Leah
0
Leah

I remember it being a lot of fun.

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Ginger Fitts
0
Ginger Fitts

Oh! Ah! Prince of Space!!! Need I say more?

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J. Lynn Else, Author
0
J. Lynn Else, Author

Vote for Prince of Space, or I'll throw my doll at you!

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Matt Towler
0
Matt Towler

how many times must I say that I LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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Robert Reimer
0
Robert Reimer

Because we like it very much.

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Paul Moreau
0
Paul Moreau

WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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David McDermott
0
David McDermott

His name is Prince of Space, and he is funky.

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Doug Breese
0
Doug Breese

this experiment is why I add "ya scum" to the end of every sentence I utter... ya scum.

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

If Phantom Krankor cannot defeat the Prince, neither can Jan in the Pan.

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

I want in with the cool crowd.

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

Krankor over Jan in the Pan any Turkey Day!

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

Your neck juice cannot harm me, but scares the crap out of me anyway.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

"Your weapons are useless against me! Har,har,har,har!"

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