Official SquareOffs Page of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Currently featuring the Turkey Day Tournament 2021! Your votes will decide four of the episodes shown on this year's Turkey Day Marathon.
Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/4/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

50%
Horrors of Spider Island WINNER

25

50%
Future War

28

50%
Horrors of Spider Island

25 Comments
Jackson Munden
2
Jackson Munden

This is the last episode of Mike's green jumpsuit.

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Stacy Mclinn
1
Stacy Mclinn

Low on spider, high on bikini babes

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Leslie Maryann Neal
1
Leslie Maryann Neal

I LOVE THIS EPISODE. Sexy ladies, a lame monster-- it's amazing.

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Justin Wingate
1
Justin Wingate

The scenes involving auditioning and the boys turning into weird girls were fun.

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Dan Hux
0
Dan Hux

Just a fun movie to riff on!

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zeldman
0
zeldman

The sleaze! The cheese! But especially the sleaze. It’s one of those great early 1960s psychotronic films that’s actually bearable even without the riffing!

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Shaun O'Leary
0
Shaun O'Leary

"I'm glad I put a porch in."

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Aimee Wright
0
Aimee Wright

I prefer "horror" over "sci-fi". :)

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Zack Podany
0
Zack Podany

I think they'll pull out of it.

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Brian Jay
0
Brian Jay

Mmm, take a look at my good stuff, Nature!

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

Mainly because I can't stand Future War. Sorry... lesser of the 2 evils here.

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Jeremy Leveille
0
Jeremy Leveille

Such a a good episode with great riffs

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Eviliz
0
Eviliz

- leans back and crosses ankles.

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James Jorden
0
James Jorden

Jerky editing and voluptuous (at least) babes. What's not to like?

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Beardo Beatnick
0
Beardo Beatnick

More spiders ! Less future!

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

I just haven't seen this one as often.

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Both episodes were weak as far as MST episodes go, but Spider Island is somewhat less weak than Future War so...

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Phyllis Lanza
0
Phyllis Lanza

I cross my legs decisively in favor of Spider Island!

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Ben
0
Ben

This is better than watching a fake van damm vs a clown boxing in a boxing ring

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50%
Future War

28 Comments
Mike Aronow
2
Mike Aronow

I vote for Jean Claude Gosh Darn!

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Mira Gutoff
2
Mira Gutoff

Thank you for not killing me.

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Amber Scaggs
1
Amber Scaggs

"Battle of the guys who peaked in high school."

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Crissty Hawkins
0
Crissty Hawkins

This movie is truly terrible!! I'm up for seeing how the gang makes fun of it again!

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Jay Skillman
0
Jay Skillman

It isn't a war and it isn't the future, but who am I to complain?

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Alexandrea Cyril Niell
0
Alexandrea Cyril Niell

Best Van Damme movie that doesn't feature Van Damme.

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Ben Schmidt
0
Ben Schmidt

I used to be a nun too.

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Newt Calkins
0
Newt Calkins

Always bet on Z'dar!

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Andrew Gauer
0
Andrew Gauer

Jean claude gosh darn

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

I saw the "Whores of Spider Island" last night. Well, that's what my husband called 'em. Great fun, that movie, but moving on!

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Howard Sauertieg
0
Howard Sauertieg

Let the awful quality of this movie sink in. Soak in it.

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

Because the future is some kind of goofy prequel to Rollergator. Or Rollergator is a goofy prequel to this. Or they’re both just goofy.

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William Lane
0
William Lane

Two words: FRED. BURROUGHS.

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

This is one of my all time favorite episodes so I have to go with Future War!

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Dan Kelly
0
Dan Kelly

Jean Claude Gosh Darn

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Troy Wood
0
Troy Wood

Horrors of Spider Island is okay, but all the actor's faces are way too small.

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Ryan Barker
0
Ryan Barker

Thanks for playing reporter and cameraman with me

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Andy Mayo
0
Andy Mayo

We need more high school jocks making movies.

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Not Billehecka
0
Not Billehecka

getting exhausted from "Horrors .."

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/19/2021

Which is the better episode?

57%
Prince of Space WINNER

8

43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

8

57%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Philip Monihan
1
Philip Monihan

Hard pick, not gonna lie.

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Mark Pergolizzi
0
Mark Pergolizzi

Prince of Space is one of my all-time favorite MST3Ks ever.

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Sam Bissell
0
Sam Bissell

Prince of Space is a family favorite and we watch more than any episode, except for Samson vs the Vampire Women, which is pretty much tied with Prince of Space!

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Shaun O'Leary
0
Shaun O'Leary

He's a prince. And of course i love chicken.

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Ryan Barker
0
Ryan Barker

Your weapons are useless against me!

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

I love both these Riffs, Prince of Space is just a tiny bit better.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

Of all the MST3K episodes where Earth is invaded by chicken-men, this is the best. Also, I became a bootblack because of this film. I like it very much.

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William Lane
0
William Lane

Sinbad has no effect on this movie.

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43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Will Blanchard
2
Will Blanchard

Love Prince of Space, but 505 is peak MST3K. Old-school style riff to be sure, but the warmth of the early years is in full bloom on this one with A+ sketches and even an in-theater stunt. Also, weird movie.

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Llewellyn Buntminkey
1
Llewellyn Buntminkey

Russo Finnish madness!!! Wooohooo!!!

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Howard Kistler
1
Howard Kistler

He travels all over the world and discovers the best place is home. It doesn't get much more Thanksgiving than that.

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

I'm not gonna lie, I'd rather have a technicolor nightmare than a dull black and white space caper.

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Wendy Coffin
0
Wendy Coffin

hard choice because both are in my top 10. I chose this though because EVERYTHING Joel says in this ep is absolute gold

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Paul S
0
Paul S

SOL-tie Award winning show!

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Rebecca Brawley
0
Rebecca Brawley

For me, it's an oldie but goodie.

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Victor Martinez
0
Victor Martinez

enjoy this one much more.

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/16/2021

Which is the better episode?

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

13

56%
Prince of Space WINNER

30

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Which is the better episode?
13 Comments
Bruce Pullen
2
Bruce Pullen

Mike's finest hour. Ideally pithy and not too dour. The movie is something else yet the treatment beams through brightly.

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Amy L. Sacks
1
Amy L. Sacks

"Mike is a very nice name."

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Troy Sloan
0
Troy Sloan

You play this one less.

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Robert Hornibrook
0
Robert Hornibrook

Cause its the first MST3k episode my wife ever saw.

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Colleen Moriarity
0
Colleen Moriarity

This episode is far superior to Prince of Space.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and vintage slease in one tidy package.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and sleaze in one package!

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Frank Gallagher
0
Frank Gallagher

I caught this movie on Creature Double Feature when I was way too young and it traumatized me

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John Judge
0
John Judge

There's nothing like a "hero" who makes all the wrong choices.

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Kim McAllister
0
Kim McAllister

A total MST classic!!!

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Nicole Castro
0
Nicole Castro

It doesn't get enough love. Been my #1 favorite for many years.

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LowKeeba
0
LowKeeba

“That’s not cheese” —Gypsy

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56%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
30 Comments
Philip Monihan
4
Philip Monihan

Your voting has no effect on me!

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Adam Troy
1
Adam Troy

We like it very much!

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Heather M Perkins
1
Heather M Perkins

Because he is the Prince. And he is of Space. And because I am a little tired of that other movie.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I find the ep funny as heck. And I like it very much.

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Charlie M
0
Charlie M

Because those makeup effects are soooo dreamy

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Ryan Nostrebor
0
Ryan Nostrebor

Mince, mince, mince...

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John Abernathy
0
John Abernathy

Because not voting for Prince of Space, is for me, words that have no meaning. Though I just said them.

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Matt Olfson
0
Matt Olfson

One of the all-time best and enduring episodes of MST3K!

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Leah
0
Leah

I remember it being a lot of fun.

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Ginger Fitts
0
Ginger Fitts

Oh! Ah! Prince of Space!!! Need I say more?

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J. Lynn Else, Author
0
J. Lynn Else, Author

Vote for Prince of Space, or I'll throw my doll at you!

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Matt Towler
0
Matt Towler

how many times must I say that I LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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Robert Reimer
0
Robert Reimer

Because we like it very much.

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Paul Moreau
0
Paul Moreau

WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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David McDermott
0
David McDermott

His name is Prince of Space, and he is funky.

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Doug Breese
0
Doug Breese

this experiment is why I add "ya scum" to the end of every sentence I utter... ya scum.

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

If Phantom Krankor cannot defeat the Prince, neither can Jan in the Pan.

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

I want in with the cool crowd.

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

Krankor over Jan in the Pan any Turkey Day!

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

Your neck juice cannot harm me, but scares the crap out of me anyway.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

"Your weapons are useless against me! Har,har,har,har!"

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