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Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/3/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

62%
The Sinister Urge WINNER

23

38%
Gunslinger

16

62%
The Sinister Urge

23 Comments
Chris CK Felix
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Chris CK Felix

This is the hardest vote so far!

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Beardo Beatnick
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Beardo Beatnick

Always bet on ed wood. Can't go wrong

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Howard Sauertieg
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Howard Sauertieg

Sinister Urge is a priceless Wood-work.

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Casey Killingsworth
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Casey Killingsworth

this one is funnier to me

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Chuck Campbell
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Chuck Campbell

Darn that smutty ol' smut!

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Justin Wingate
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Justin Wingate

Ed Wood still got it (or not).

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Troy Thomas
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Troy Thomas

Ed Wood is a better filmmaker than Roger Corman, frankly. Ed's movied have a sense of personality, and are a joy to watch. Which is much more than you can say for Corman.

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Mike Aronow
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Mike Aronow

Once in a great while, a character jumps off the screen and into our collective consciousnesses. This vote is for....Klein!!!

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James Jorden
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James Jorden

The gravel-voiced pornographess!

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Candy Allison
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Candy Allison

Such an underrated gem

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Steven Aloyisus Campbell
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Steven Aloyisus Campbell

Ed Wood gives us all the Sinister Urge!!!!!!

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Linda Saper
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Linda Saper

Ed Wood movies practically beg to be riffed!!

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Cesar Smith
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Cesar Smith

We can all relate to the sinister urge, can't we ?

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Mira Gutoff
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Mira Gutoff

Because Crow saying, baffled, that pornography isn't as bad as murder is one of the funniest moments in the whole show.

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Brian Jay
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Brian Jay

Never bet against Ed Wood.

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38%
Gunslinger

16 Comments
Paul Smith
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Paul Smith

Beverly Garland. That’s the whole comment.

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Troy Wood
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Troy Wood

There aren't nearly enough westerns on MST3K. 'Last of the Wild Horses' is my favorite, but 'Gunslinger' runs a close second.

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Tiffany Fricke
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Tiffany Fricke

Beverly Garland? Really?

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Andrew Gauer
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Andrew Gauer

Better than sin urge

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Michael Kilgore
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Michael Kilgore

Too few movies dare to put door hinges on the wrong side.

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Leslie Maryann Neal
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Leslie Maryann Neal

I love both these episodes, but Beverly Garland is one of my favorite actors in MST.

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wthvideoproduction
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wthvideoproduction

Even though they have played a clip from Gunslinger a billion times on the Twitch channel, I love this Riff.

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Philip Monihan
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Philip Monihan

How could I turn down Beverly?

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Bruce Turbeville
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Bruce Turbeville

Beverly Garland gets my vote every time...

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Nathan Fisk
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Nathan Fisk

Ed Wood vs. Roger Corman? No one wins, but Corman at least makes a coherent movie. Ed Wood's stuff is unwatchable.

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Jeremy Leveille
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Jeremy Leveille

Gunslinger is much funnier IMO

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Joel McMurray
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Joel McMurray

BECAUSE I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT IN MY HALL! *hic*

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/19/2021

Which is the better episode?

57%
Prince of Space WINNER

8

43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

8

57%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Philip Monihan
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Philip Monihan

Hard pick, not gonna lie.

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Mark Pergolizzi
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Mark Pergolizzi

Prince of Space is one of my all-time favorite MST3Ks ever.

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Sam Bissell
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Sam Bissell

Prince of Space is a family favorite and we watch more than any episode, except for Samson vs the Vampire Women, which is pretty much tied with Prince of Space!

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Shaun O'Leary
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Shaun O'Leary

He's a prince. And of course i love chicken.

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Ryan Barker
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Ryan Barker

Your weapons are useless against me!

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Andy Knudsen
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Andy Knudsen

I love both these Riffs, Prince of Space is just a tiny bit better.

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Erik David Even
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Erik David Even

Of all the MST3K episodes where Earth is invaded by chicken-men, this is the best. Also, I became a bootblack because of this film. I like it very much.

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William Lane
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William Lane

Sinbad has no effect on this movie.

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43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Will Blanchard
2
Will Blanchard

Love Prince of Space, but 505 is peak MST3K. Old-school style riff to be sure, but the warmth of the early years is in full bloom on this one with A+ sketches and even an in-theater stunt. Also, weird movie.

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Llewellyn Buntminkey
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Llewellyn Buntminkey

Russo Finnish madness!!! Wooohooo!!!

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Howard Kistler
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Howard Kistler

He travels all over the world and discovers the best place is home. It doesn't get much more Thanksgiving than that.

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Jason Tamez
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Jason Tamez

I'm not gonna lie, I'd rather have a technicolor nightmare than a dull black and white space caper.

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Wendy Coffin
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Wendy Coffin

hard choice because both are in my top 10. I chose this though because EVERYTHING Joel says in this ep is absolute gold

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Paul S
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Paul S

SOL-tie Award winning show!

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Rebecca Brawley
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Rebecca Brawley

For me, it's an oldie but goodie.

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Victor Martinez
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Victor Martinez

enjoy this one much more.

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/16/2021

Which is the better episode?

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

13

56%
Prince of Space WINNER

30

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Which is the better episode?
13 Comments
Bruce Pullen
2
Bruce Pullen

Mike's finest hour. Ideally pithy and not too dour. The movie is something else yet the treatment beams through brightly.

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Amy L. Sacks
1
Amy L. Sacks

"Mike is a very nice name."

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Troy Sloan
0
Troy Sloan

You play this one less.

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Robert Hornibrook
0
Robert Hornibrook

Cause its the first MST3k episode my wife ever saw.

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Colleen Moriarity
0
Colleen Moriarity

This episode is far superior to Prince of Space.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and vintage slease in one tidy package.

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Glenn St-Germain
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Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and sleaze in one package!

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Frank Gallagher
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Frank Gallagher

I caught this movie on Creature Double Feature when I was way too young and it traumatized me

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John Judge
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John Judge

There's nothing like a "hero" who makes all the wrong choices.

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Kim McAllister
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Kim McAllister

A total MST classic!!!

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Nicole Castro
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Nicole Castro

It doesn't get enough love. Been my #1 favorite for many years.

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LowKeeba
0
LowKeeba

“That’s not cheese” —Gypsy

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56%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
30 Comments
Philip Monihan
4
Philip Monihan

Your voting has no effect on me!

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Adam Troy
1
Adam Troy

We like it very much!

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Heather M Perkins
1
Heather M Perkins

Because he is the Prince. And he is of Space. And because I am a little tired of that other movie.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I find the ep funny as heck. And I like it very much.

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Charlie M
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Charlie M

Because those makeup effects are soooo dreamy

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Ryan Nostrebor
0
Ryan Nostrebor

Mince, mince, mince...

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John Abernathy
0
John Abernathy

Because not voting for Prince of Space, is for me, words that have no meaning. Though I just said them.

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Matt Olfson
0
Matt Olfson

One of the all-time best and enduring episodes of MST3K!

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Leah
0
Leah

I remember it being a lot of fun.

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Ginger Fitts
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Ginger Fitts

Oh! Ah! Prince of Space!!! Need I say more?

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J. Lynn Else, Author
0
J. Lynn Else, Author

Vote for Prince of Space, or I'll throw my doll at you!

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Matt Towler
0
Matt Towler

how many times must I say that I LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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Robert Reimer
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Robert Reimer

Because we like it very much.

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Paul Moreau
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Paul Moreau

WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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David McDermott
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David McDermott

His name is Prince of Space, and he is funky.

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Doug Breese
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Doug Breese

this experiment is why I add "ya scum" to the end of every sentence I utter... ya scum.

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Mira Gutoff
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Mira Gutoff

If Phantom Krankor cannot defeat the Prince, neither can Jan in the Pan.

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

I want in with the cool crowd.

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Andy Knudsen
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Andy Knudsen

Krankor over Jan in the Pan any Turkey Day!

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Jason Tamez
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Jason Tamez

Your neck juice cannot harm me, but scares the crap out of me anyway.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

"Your weapons are useless against me! Har,har,har,har!"

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