Official SquareOffs Page of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Currently featuring the Turkey Day Tournament 2021! Your votes will decide four of the episodes shown on this year's Turkey Day Marathon.
Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/1/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

52%
The Day the Earth Froze WINNER

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48%
Quest of the Delta Knights

40

52%
The Day the Earth Froze

42 Comments
Michael Kilgore
2
Michael Kilgore

Don't forget, "They're doing it clown style!"

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Jarret Cooper
2
Jarret Cooper

as already mentioned, the line "oh cripes I remember that day" by itself is enough to secure my vote.

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Rik Eberhardt
2
Rik Eberhardt

oh cripes, i remember that day....

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Nesey Gallons
1
Nesey Gallons

Everybody's surfin' now, even Sven's learnin' how.

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Diana Psotka
1
Diana Psotka

We need a national survey on what, exactly, a "Sampo" is! Enquiring minds want to know!

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Joseph Klemm
1
Joseph Klemm

Yes children’s windows of perception are only open for a moment,only to take in the horror that is, THE CIRCUS.

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John Matthew Mattie
1
John Matthew Mattie

If you’re gonna doom-prep, this is THE film.

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Justin Toner
1
Justin Toner

The power of SAMPO can't be denied. Great episode

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Chuck Campbell
1
Chuck Campbell

Never doubt the power of the SAMPO!

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Mike Ensing
0
Mike Ensing

Because it was wheeirdd

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wthvideoproduction
0
wthvideoproduction

Classic Movie with classic riffs.

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Moti Rieber
0
Moti Rieber

You failed to bring back the sampo/so we shall die of starvation

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Day the Earth Froze is one of the best riff movies in the lexicon. No way is Delta Knights even in the same league.

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Mar K Muller
0
Mar K Muller

wishful thinking for November 4th

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Angela Martin
0
Angela Martin

It took me back when on Saturday's you got to watch those movies and was scared! 😄😄

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Chad Bailey
0
Chad Bailey

Gotta have my Sampo!

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Steph Dellatore
0
Steph Dellatore

The circus short before is also just as funny! Svens gone surfin, Anieke in the UK, Christo art reference, i’m cracking up writing this!

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John Harris
0
John Harris

This is a tough choice, as both are great episodes. In the en though The Day The Earth Froze is actually a charming movie.

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Troy Wood
0
Troy Wood

Blessed be the Russo-Finnish, for they make the best movie cheese.

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Beardo Beatnick
0
Beardo Beatnick

I need more sampo gravy on my turkey sandwich

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Jeremy Nilson
0
Jeremy Nilson

Because all kids come running for the sweet taste of Sampo.

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

I need my Sampo! And the dome is an option I DID order.

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Britt Whale
0
Britt Whale

"Sister mine, you shaved your beard!"

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

Because it clearly wasn't shot at a Renaissance Festival.

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Russell Boyer
0
Russell Boyer

What's better than Sampo?

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Mike Aronow
0
Mike Aronow

I mean at the risk of being repetitive.....Sampo?

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jferrari
0
jferrari

🎵 Failure, failure, total failure He's a loser, la la la🎵

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Myrrh Kingwell
0
Myrrh Kingwell

Arguably less pee throwing

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Robin Preibisius
0
Robin Preibisius

One of my top 10 probably. Extreme goofiness, hilarious short, and on-point riffs.

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Ann Linderman
0
Ann Linderman

The rich taste of Sampo!

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48%
Quest of the Delta Knights

40 Comments
ThePeronah
3
ThePeronah

This episode is great. I especially love the part where Mary Jo is in the theater. Any episode where the mads trade places is gold stamdard MST3K.

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Alexandrea Cyril Niell
3
Alexandrea Cyril Niell

It is better than Quest of the Delta Burkes...

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Jon
1
Jon

Day the Earth Froze has been in like 4 turkey day marathons, time to mix it up. Plus, there's a Servo song, which is always good.

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James Haile
1
James Haile

Because what is Thanksgiving without a pee throwing scene.

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Ben Murphy
1
Ben Murphy

"Air on a Delta Knight" and "What are you, a mook????"

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CatherineCrankypants
1
CatherineCrankypants

I'm putting "How great can you really be at maps?" "That's like being good at eating cereal!" on my mortarboard hat when I graduate with my B.S. in Geography next spring.

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Mobius
1
Mobius

Because I enjoy the pain

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Andrew Hill
0
Andrew Hill

You are no longer a slave. You are the hostage of a madman

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Jessica Baumann
0
Jessica Baumann

This is one of my favorites

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Kurt Teets
0
Kurt Teets

David Warner. And David Warner. Also, Richard Kind.

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Bo Frye
0
Bo Frye

Not great,but better than the day the earth froze.lol

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Annalisa Rivera
0
Annalisa Rivera

Because I've yet to see it, and anything that has swords, sorcery or knights in it is a must see - especially with bots on it.

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Michael Schiavo
0
Michael Schiavo

Learn more about pee throwing.

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Chris Haynes
0
Chris Haynes

I love scifi era episodes

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

Why are people voting for "Day the Earth Froze"? Just because of one word? "Sampo"? Seriously? Delta Knights is a MUCH better episode!

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Marty Ketola
0
Marty Ketola

This is an unreleased episode, no dvd! We need it on Turkey Day for that reason alone!

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Scott Pfitzinger
0
Scott Pfitzinger

Tom Servo sings! And the movie was filmed at a Ren Faire

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Alan Bradley
0
Alan Bradley

Who doesn't love a horrible movie. One of my favorites.. croooow you rock ...as well as the rest of the cast to shout out to all much love ..

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Sierra Rein
0
Sierra Rein

Richard Kind is dreamy <3

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
0
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Who wouldn't want a lint covered mint from Pearl?

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

Mostly to support Corbin Allred, but who doesn’t love dual David Warners. Three if you count him as the narrator. He’s the pro in Master Control Program.

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Ryan Barker
0
Ryan Barker

Two David Warners!!

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Justin Wingate
0
Justin Wingate

(Cheech voice) I'm coming!!!

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

I'M COMMMMIIINGGG! that sounds kinda bad now...

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Daniel Laird
0
Daniel Laird

There is nothing dumber than a film that was clearly trying to play for children, but not funny enough to carry it off. Plus, the skit with a DeNiroesque Da Vinci is *chef's kiss*.

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Ben
0
Ben

Haven’t seen this in a long time, I’m mean don’t get me wrong I love a good Sampo as much as the next guy, but it just so filling.

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Amanda Qassar
0
Amanda Qassar

"Her dough has risen!" But seriously, besides breasts, this movie is more schlocky than Sampo, and therefore feels more festive... somehow.

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Bruce Turbeville
0
Bruce Turbeville

Another Sophie's choice...

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Gabriel D
0
Gabriel D

Never seen this episode so why not?

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BewareOfNerd
0
BewareOfNerd

I love a good Tom Servo song.

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Todd Divel
0
Todd Divel

First head to head I've been, just kinda 'meh' about. Voting Delta Knights because I've watched it less than Day the Earth Froze!

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Joey Martell
0
Joey Martell

Delta Knights is one of my top ten episodes. It deserves a home video release and to win this match-up!

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Edward Deak
0
Edward Deak

I voted for this because of Leslie's recommendation. Plain and simple voter influence.

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Jeremy Leveille
0
Jeremy Leveille

I'm coming! I'm coming! Haha

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/19/2021

Which is the better episode?

57%
Prince of Space WINNER

8

43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

8

57%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Philip Monihan
1
Philip Monihan

Hard pick, not gonna lie.

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Mark Pergolizzi
0
Mark Pergolizzi

Prince of Space is one of my all-time favorite MST3Ks ever.

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Sam Bissell
0
Sam Bissell

Prince of Space is a family favorite and we watch more than any episode, except for Samson vs the Vampire Women, which is pretty much tied with Prince of Space!

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Shaun O'Leary
0
Shaun O'Leary

He's a prince. And of course i love chicken.

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Ryan Barker
0
Ryan Barker

Your weapons are useless against me!

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

I love both these Riffs, Prince of Space is just a tiny bit better.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

Of all the MST3K episodes where Earth is invaded by chicken-men, this is the best. Also, I became a bootblack because of this film. I like it very much.

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William Lane
0
William Lane

Sinbad has no effect on this movie.

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43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Will Blanchard
2
Will Blanchard

Love Prince of Space, but 505 is peak MST3K. Old-school style riff to be sure, but the warmth of the early years is in full bloom on this one with A+ sketches and even an in-theater stunt. Also, weird movie.

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Llewellyn Buntminkey
1
Llewellyn Buntminkey

Russo Finnish madness!!! Wooohooo!!!

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Howard Kistler
1
Howard Kistler

He travels all over the world and discovers the best place is home. It doesn't get much more Thanksgiving than that.

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

I'm not gonna lie, I'd rather have a technicolor nightmare than a dull black and white space caper.

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Wendy Coffin
0
Wendy Coffin

hard choice because both are in my top 10. I chose this though because EVERYTHING Joel says in this ep is absolute gold

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Paul S
0
Paul S

SOL-tie Award winning show!

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Rebecca Brawley
0
Rebecca Brawley

For me, it's an oldie but goodie.

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Victor Martinez
0
Victor Martinez

enjoy this one much more.

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/16/2021

Which is the better episode?

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

13

56%
Prince of Space WINNER

30

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Which is the better episode?
13 Comments
Bruce Pullen
2
Bruce Pullen

Mike's finest hour. Ideally pithy and not too dour. The movie is something else yet the treatment beams through brightly.

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Amy L. Sacks
1
Amy L. Sacks

"Mike is a very nice name."

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Troy Sloan
0
Troy Sloan

You play this one less.

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Robert Hornibrook
0
Robert Hornibrook

Cause its the first MST3k episode my wife ever saw.

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Colleen Moriarity
0
Colleen Moriarity

This episode is far superior to Prince of Space.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and vintage slease in one tidy package.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and sleaze in one package!

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Frank Gallagher
0
Frank Gallagher

I caught this movie on Creature Double Feature when I was way too young and it traumatized me

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John Judge
0
John Judge

There's nothing like a "hero" who makes all the wrong choices.

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Kim McAllister
0
Kim McAllister

A total MST classic!!!

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Nicole Castro
0
Nicole Castro

It doesn't get enough love. Been my #1 favorite for many years.

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LowKeeba
0
LowKeeba

“That’s not cheese” —Gypsy

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56%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
30 Comments
Philip Monihan
4
Philip Monihan

Your voting has no effect on me!

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Adam Troy
1
Adam Troy

We like it very much!

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Heather M Perkins
1
Heather M Perkins

Because he is the Prince. And he is of Space. And because I am a little tired of that other movie.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I find the ep funny as heck. And I like it very much.

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Charlie M
0
Charlie M

Because those makeup effects are soooo dreamy

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Ryan Nostrebor
0
Ryan Nostrebor

Mince, mince, mince...

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John Abernathy
0
John Abernathy

Because not voting for Prince of Space, is for me, words that have no meaning. Though I just said them.

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Matt Olfson
0
Matt Olfson

One of the all-time best and enduring episodes of MST3K!

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Leah
0
Leah

I remember it being a lot of fun.

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Ginger Fitts
0
Ginger Fitts

Oh! Ah! Prince of Space!!! Need I say more?

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J. Lynn Else, Author
0
J. Lynn Else, Author

Vote for Prince of Space, or I'll throw my doll at you!

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Matt Towler
0
Matt Towler

how many times must I say that I LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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Robert Reimer
0
Robert Reimer

Because we like it very much.

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Paul Moreau
0
Paul Moreau

WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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David McDermott
0
David McDermott

His name is Prince of Space, and he is funky.

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Doug Breese
0
Doug Breese

this experiment is why I add "ya scum" to the end of every sentence I utter... ya scum.

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

If Phantom Krankor cannot defeat the Prince, neither can Jan in the Pan.

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

I want in with the cool crowd.

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

Krankor over Jan in the Pan any Turkey Day!

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

Your neck juice cannot harm me, but scares the crap out of me anyway.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

"Your weapons are useless against me! Har,har,har,har!"

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