Official SquareOffs Page of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Currently featuring the Turkey Day Tournament 2021! Your votes will decide four of the episodes shown on this year's Turkey Day Marathon.
Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/30/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

35%
Devil Fish

29

65%
I Accuse My Parents WINNER

69

35%
Devil Fish

29 Comments
Ricardo Silkworth
2
Ricardo Silkworth

Italians Pretending to be Floridians for the win!

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Evan Gassman
1
Evan Gassman

I Accuse My Parents was in the marathon last year -- gotta go with Devil Fish on this one for originality's sake.

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Jared Peterson
1
Jared Peterson

Lots of shots of things.

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Ben Murphy
1
Ben Murphy

Glug glug glug glug glug glug. Ahhhh! Psst. Glug glug glug glug glug glug. Ahhhh!

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Troy Thomas
1
Troy Thomas

I'm gonna keep voting for Devil Fish just to ensure that I Accuse My Parents doesn't win. I can't for the life of me figure out how that episode became so popular, it is remarkably terrible.

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Chuck Campbell
1
Chuck Campbell

All I remember about the other movie is the "Truck Famer" short. So, I'm going for the Jaws ripoff.

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James Haile
1
James Haile

I voted on this side to support Electricians everywhere and for the infamous line..."I KNOW!" which will echo through eternity.

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Ben
1
Ben

European’s playing like Americans in the 1980’s?! A beer guzzling sea aquarium boat captain, and a under water puppet squid fish thing? That eats boats, Yeah I’m all in.

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William Lane
1
William Lane

SAY GOODBYE TO BEER FOR MEEEEEEEE

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Jackson Munden
1
Jackson Munden

My very first episode of Mike hosting!

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Gayle Gordon
0
Gayle Gordon

Because the dolphins stole my conditioner

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Ian Morrison
0
Ian Morrison

Show Jonah some love!

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Jacob Harris
0
Jacob Harris

Well, this should take care of every living thing in the Everglades.

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Lila Morrill
0
Lila Morrill

I know the bad guy personally!

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Jessi Mellenthin
0
Jessi Mellenthin

I love the fish movies

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Mark Burger
0
Mark Burger

Hard choice... not gonna lie!

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Brian Walch
0
Brian Walch

"It's a man wearing a London phone booth!"

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

Everyone, we've seen I Accuse My Parents on a Turkey Day marathon in the last few years. Let's change it up a little! Vote for Devil Fish!

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Harry Snodgrass
0
Harry Snodgrass

Action, boats, fish, labs, hairdos and don'ts. Also much more of a classic than "I accuse my parents".

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Andrew Hill
0
Andrew Hill

Oh dudes the music the accents a feast for the ears

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Matt Crane
0
Matt Crane

The myriad of beer jokes

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Sean Garner
0
Sean Garner

Devil 😈 Fish 🐟!

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Bruce Turbeville
0
Bruce Turbeville

This is Devil Fish's second go round...?

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j c
0
j c

I think bringing the past winners back against newer eps is a little unfair... but I also own literally every dvd box set and can just watch whichever I feel like so whatevs. Except Godzilla v Megalon

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65%
I Accuse My Parents

69 Comments
Russell Boyer
5
Russell Boyer

🎵Are you happy in your work? 🎵

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MST3K
4
MST3K

It's my birthday!

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Mike Aronow
1
Mike Aronow

Featuring the most amiable burger joint owner in history.

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
1
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Truck farming and delinquency? Who could resist?

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Mark Coghlan
0
Mark Coghlan

I won an essay award once

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Lauren Lovecraft
0
Lauren Lovecraft

All-time favourite episode!

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Luis Reyes
0
Luis Reyes

Lots of jokes aimed at the dated references in that corny movie.

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Bill Covington
0
Bill Covington

The music! The drunk mother! The protagonist who's like a pudding with arms, legs and a mouth! A classic!

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Denise Weck Bluth
0
Denise Weck Bluth

My mother is going to be vice president.

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

How do you not root for someone who writes a killer essay? (huh, Lesley?)

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Howard Sauertieg
0
Howard Sauertieg

This is one of the greatest episodes, no slight to Devil Fish

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CB Axel
0
CB Axel

I accuse my parents, too. And many generations before them.

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Octoyaki
0
Octoyaki

It wasn't me, it was my parents

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PaddyFancy
0
PaddyFancy

Host segments that focus on the movie. An enjoyable movie too.

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Anthony Rios
0
Anthony Rios

The world needs to remember who Joe Bolster is.

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Joshua Christenson
0
Joshua Christenson

🍸 🎶 I’m a-stupid, 🎶 🎶 Yes indeed 🎶 👠 🍔 🎶 I’m a-stupid, 🎶 🎶 I accuse my parents 🎶 🦆

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Stephen Bradford Doherty
0
Stephen Bradford Doherty

Delicious hamburger sandwiches!🍔

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Christopher Terry
0
Christopher Terry

Best episode of any television show ever.

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Hilary Aronow
0
Hilary Aronow

Quite possibly the greatest episode of all time.

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Eddie J Miller
0
Eddie J Miller

Are you happy in your work?

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Kieran Cowan
0
Kieran Cowan

It’s just such a great episode, great short, great sketches..

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Richard Boncek
0
Richard Boncek

Joel, You Magnificent Bastard, I read your menu!

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Chad Bailey
0
Chad Bailey

Because Eleanor Roosevelt is pissed!

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

So long, Devil Fish. And we get trucks, farmers, alcoholism, lying, extortion, theft, lying liars, a 40s key party, 🍔🍟, murdering liars ... 🤔. Maybe I SHOULD vote Devil Fish. NAH! 🤥! 🤥! 🤥!

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David Baird
0
David Baird

Because it’s my birthday

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Kenneth E. Morgan
0
Kenneth E. Morgan

Catchy songs, great riffing, and 95% less mysogyny.

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Craig Hill
0
Craig Hill

One of my favorites of all time. From his loving family delusions to the reality of his mother.

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jimi hendrix
0
jimi hendrix

Classic film making with all plot points checked. Family values are the lesson here. The good old USA

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

Because we all need a good scapegoat.

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Steven Tomaszewski
0
Steven Tomaszewski

Love this one; my intro to MST3K back in the 90s :)

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john steen
0
john steen

Drew Carrey's favorite

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Dr. Joel Peterson
0
Dr. Joel Peterson

"And that's Aunt Harriet" "--nuff said..."

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Nate Howitz
0
Nate Howitz

Nothing is better than 50s propaganda

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Myrrh Kingwell
0
Myrrh Kingwell

All hail the Truck Farmer!

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Phyllis Lanza
0
Phyllis Lanza

It's a classic! I used it to teach my kids if the danger of lying about me on an essay ☺️

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ThePeronah
0
ThePeronah

Quack quack. Quack quack quack quack.

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Jeff Oskins
0
Jeff Oskins

Liar! Liar! Liar! Liar! Liar!

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Steven Aloyisus Campbell
0
Steven Aloyisus Campbell

Because of the name alone, this was always one of my favorites.

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Timm McCoy
0
Timm McCoy

Hell with the fish, bring on the bitches!

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

🎵Are you happy with your work🎵

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Mike Lewis
0
Mike Lewis

Face it. When is it a bad movie. When it becomes apparent.

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Brian O'Connell
0
Brian O'Connell

"I accuse my parents and I killed them, I bet they won't be laughing nowwww!"

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Mary T. Stratton
0
Mary T. Stratton

Because everyone's a victim now-a-days!!!

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Dee Schendel
0
Dee Schendel

If only they had appreciated his essay!

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

My boy wouldn't be as thick-headed as Jimmy.

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Alexander Russell
0
Alexander Russell

The thin man enters. "Hey, that's my booze!"

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🌊harasan
0
🌊harasan

More familiar with this one from its time on Netflix.

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Todd Divel
0
Todd Divel

we have the movie title!

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RonV42
0
RonV42

Voted for the drunkenness factor.

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Justin Reeves
0
Justin Reeves

One of the best shorts they ever did (hail the truck farmer) and the I like Jello line kills me every time. Not to mention when she's trying on shoes with Jimmy hahaha

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Kali11CatsEye!
0
Kali11CatsEye!

I actually think this is more fun than Devil Fish.

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Casey Killingsworth
0
Casey Killingsworth

I always liked this one.

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Allison Auld
0
Allison Auld

One of my absolute favs!! But I don’t want a hamburger! Do you think he’d ever accuse US?? Quack, quack... quack, quack

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

Are you happy, in your work?

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Kevin Smith
0
Kevin Smith

My vote is Jimmy’s Birthday present.

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/19/2021

Which is the better episode?

57%
Prince of Space WINNER

8

43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

8

57%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Philip Monihan
1
Philip Monihan

Hard pick, not gonna lie.

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Mark Pergolizzi
0
Mark Pergolizzi

Prince of Space is one of my all-time favorite MST3Ks ever.

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Sam Bissell
0
Sam Bissell

Prince of Space is a family favorite and we watch more than any episode, except for Samson vs the Vampire Women, which is pretty much tied with Prince of Space!

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Shaun O'Leary
0
Shaun O'Leary

He's a prince. And of course i love chicken.

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Ryan Barker
0
Ryan Barker

Your weapons are useless against me!

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

I love both these Riffs, Prince of Space is just a tiny bit better.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

Of all the MST3K episodes where Earth is invaded by chicken-men, this is the best. Also, I became a bootblack because of this film. I like it very much.

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William Lane
0
William Lane

Sinbad has no effect on this movie.

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43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Will Blanchard
2
Will Blanchard

Love Prince of Space, but 505 is peak MST3K. Old-school style riff to be sure, but the warmth of the early years is in full bloom on this one with A+ sketches and even an in-theater stunt. Also, weird movie.

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Llewellyn Buntminkey
1
Llewellyn Buntminkey

Russo Finnish madness!!! Wooohooo!!!

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Howard Kistler
1
Howard Kistler

He travels all over the world and discovers the best place is home. It doesn't get much more Thanksgiving than that.

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

I'm not gonna lie, I'd rather have a technicolor nightmare than a dull black and white space caper.

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Wendy Coffin
0
Wendy Coffin

hard choice because both are in my top 10. I chose this though because EVERYTHING Joel says in this ep is absolute gold

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Paul S
0
Paul S

SOL-tie Award winning show!

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Rebecca Brawley
0
Rebecca Brawley

For me, it's an oldie but goodie.

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Victor Martinez
0
Victor Martinez

enjoy this one much more.

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/16/2021

Which is the better episode?

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

13

56%
Prince of Space WINNER

30

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Which is the better episode?
13 Comments
Bruce Pullen
2
Bruce Pullen

Mike's finest hour. Ideally pithy and not too dour. The movie is something else yet the treatment beams through brightly.

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Amy L. Sacks
1
Amy L. Sacks

"Mike is a very nice name."

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Troy Sloan
0
Troy Sloan

You play this one less.

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Robert Hornibrook
0
Robert Hornibrook

Cause its the first MST3k episode my wife ever saw.

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Colleen Moriarity
0
Colleen Moriarity

This episode is far superior to Prince of Space.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and vintage slease in one tidy package.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and sleaze in one package!

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Frank Gallagher
0
Frank Gallagher

I caught this movie on Creature Double Feature when I was way too young and it traumatized me

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John Judge
0
John Judge

There's nothing like a "hero" who makes all the wrong choices.

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Kim McAllister
0
Kim McAllister

A total MST classic!!!

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Nicole Castro
0
Nicole Castro

It doesn't get enough love. Been my #1 favorite for many years.

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LowKeeba
0
LowKeeba

“That’s not cheese” —Gypsy

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56%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
30 Comments
Philip Monihan
4
Philip Monihan

Your voting has no effect on me!

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Adam Troy
1
Adam Troy

We like it very much!

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Heather M Perkins
1
Heather M Perkins

Because he is the Prince. And he is of Space. And because I am a little tired of that other movie.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I find the ep funny as heck. And I like it very much.

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Charlie M
0
Charlie M

Because those makeup effects are soooo dreamy

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Ryan Nostrebor
0
Ryan Nostrebor

Mince, mince, mince...

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John Abernathy
0
John Abernathy

Because not voting for Prince of Space, is for me, words that have no meaning. Though I just said them.

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Matt Olfson
0
Matt Olfson

One of the all-time best and enduring episodes of MST3K!

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Leah
0
Leah

I remember it being a lot of fun.

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Ginger Fitts
0
Ginger Fitts

Oh! Ah! Prince of Space!!! Need I say more?

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J. Lynn Else, Author
0
J. Lynn Else, Author

Vote for Prince of Space, or I'll throw my doll at you!

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Matt Towler
0
Matt Towler

how many times must I say that I LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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Robert Reimer
0
Robert Reimer

Because we like it very much.

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Paul Moreau
0
Paul Moreau

WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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David McDermott
0
David McDermott

His name is Prince of Space, and he is funky.

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Doug Breese
0
Doug Breese

this experiment is why I add "ya scum" to the end of every sentence I utter... ya scum.

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

If Phantom Krankor cannot defeat the Prince, neither can Jan in the Pan.

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

I want in with the cool crowd.

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

Krankor over Jan in the Pan any Turkey Day!

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

Your neck juice cannot harm me, but scares the crap out of me anyway.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

"Your weapons are useless against me! Har,har,har,har!"

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