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Which is your favored episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/7/2020

Which is your favored episode?

45%
The Day the Earth Froze

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55%
Hobgoblins WINNER

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45%
The Day the Earth Froze

29 Comments
Sitting Duck
2
Sitting Duck

Because we only have sampo for holidays.

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Stephen White
1
Stephen White

If everybody had a spruce tree, across Finlandia...

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Cara Madsen
1
Cara Madsen

The father frost is one mean mother "shut yo mouth!"

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GLaMDRINGOS
1
GLaMDRINGOS

Kids come running for the rich taste of Sampo!

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Steve Sundbeck
1
Steve Sundbeck

I mean you can have a Sampo or you can be put off your dinner by Hobgoblins. The choice is clear

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

This was my first ever MST3K episode, and I was hooked from that moment on.

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Troy Wood
0
Troy Wood

The greatest of the Russo-Finnish trifecta, and one of my favorite episodes of all time. Like Sword and the Dragon, the production values are pretty good, even if the rest of the movie makes no sense.

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Llewellyn Buntminkey
0
Llewellyn Buntminkey

Classic Comedy Central episode, one of the awesome bizarre Russo-Finnish films, a true example of what great riffing can do to an already over the top peculiar movie.

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Barry Ward
0
Barry Ward

"Are you with the bride or the failure?" The whole "Failure" bit is one of the best in the whole of MST3K!

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Matthew Blissenbach 5
0
Matthew Blissenbach 5

Ya know, I thought there would be more people around the “salt” end.

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Marty Ketola
0
Marty Ketola

oh come on, don't make me do something else while Hobgoblins is on! Vote Sampo!

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Steve Blume
0
Steve Blume

Russo-finnish, nuff said.

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Myrrh Kingwell
0
Myrrh Kingwell

Hard pick! On the one hand, Pearl is my favorite Mad, and I think Hobgoblins is a really fun movie. But The Day The Earth Froze has my vote because Crow's riffs are so good in this episode.

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Phyllis Lanza
0
Phyllis Lanza

Sampo! Sampo! With Lemonkeinen-y goodness!!

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

I can't turn my back on a beloved personal favorite, even for another, slightly less beloved personal favorite.

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Corvid Cattus
0
Corvid Cattus

The psychedelic strangeness of the Sampo suits a food and drink induced stupor

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Jay Skillman
0
Jay Skillman

Because, I wish they all could be Norwegian Girls!

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

Wow! As much as I love a good muscle car of prunish tint and and the world’s dullest DX-7 embellished rake battle, I have to go with clown spankings and kanteles

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S Moyer
0
S Moyer

One of Kevin's favorites!!

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Ben
0
Ben

The Sampo is so thick and creamy, it takes four days just to prep, and when it comes out of the oven it’s better fresh cause no one likes a old dried out sampo!

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Russell Boyer
0
Russell Boyer

Gotta go with the Sampo!

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Neal Bradbury
0
Neal Bradbury

It's one of my favorites

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Ann Linderman
0
Ann Linderman

Can't beat the Sampo!!

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Chuck Campbell
0
Chuck Campbell

Tough choice: Sampo or Club Scum? How about "Club Scumpo"?

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55%
Hobgoblins

29 Comments
Jackson Munden
1
Jackson Munden

What do you do with those Hobgoblins?

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Neil Sater
1
Neil Sater

Because I love my muscle cars prune colored.

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Marc Turnes
1
Marc Turnes

Frankie, Sniffles, Bounce Bounce, and The Claw!

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Mike Aronow
1
Mike Aronow

"Nick's a smoking husk right now, he won't mind if we take his van."

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Richard Dickson
1
Richard Dickson

Those darn hobgoblins are everywhere.

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
0
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Nothing beats a good rake fight!

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Angela Martin
0
Angela Martin

I'm not over Halloween yet!

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Christy May
0
Christy May

Because "it's the 80s! Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan!" has been stuck in my head for years

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Justin Wingate
0
Justin Wingate

Just remind yourself: it's only a bad movie!

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Dan Asnis
0
Dan Asnis

No contest Hobgoblins

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wthvideoproduction
0
wthvideoproduction

The apotheosis of 80s bad movies, Hobgoblins is a must see.

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j c
0
j c

Watch out you little doo dad!

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William Lane
0
William Lane

Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan.

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Caitlin Town
0
Caitlin Town

Pringle in my shoes!

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Jeffrey Malone
0
Jeffrey Malone

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. And sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much for me to not vote for Hobgoblins.

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

Ripe for feminist critique

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

I hate to turn my back on a good sampo... But then, I've never seen Hobgoblins, and I'd like to.

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Howard Sauertieg
0
Howard Sauertieg

Club Scum for the win.

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Steven Aloyisus Campbell
0
Steven Aloyisus Campbell

I'm riding the Hobgoblins train, baby!

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artrockz
0
artrockz

Choose your garden weasel!

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James Haile
0
James Haile

Rake fight, breathtaking choreography!

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/19/2021

Which is the better episode?

57%
Prince of Space WINNER

8

43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

8

57%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Philip Monihan
1
Philip Monihan

Hard pick, not gonna lie.

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Mark Pergolizzi
0
Mark Pergolizzi

Prince of Space is one of my all-time favorite MST3Ks ever.

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Sam Bissell
0
Sam Bissell

Prince of Space is a family favorite and we watch more than any episode, except for Samson vs the Vampire Women, which is pretty much tied with Prince of Space!

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Shaun O'Leary
0
Shaun O'Leary

He's a prince. And of course i love chicken.

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Ryan Barker
0
Ryan Barker

Your weapons are useless against me!

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

I love both these Riffs, Prince of Space is just a tiny bit better.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

Of all the MST3K episodes where Earth is invaded by chicken-men, this is the best. Also, I became a bootblack because of this film. I like it very much.

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William Lane
0
William Lane

Sinbad has no effect on this movie.

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43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Will Blanchard
2
Will Blanchard

Love Prince of Space, but 505 is peak MST3K. Old-school style riff to be sure, but the warmth of the early years is in full bloom on this one with A+ sketches and even an in-theater stunt. Also, weird movie.

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Llewellyn Buntminkey
1
Llewellyn Buntminkey

Russo Finnish madness!!! Wooohooo!!!

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Howard Kistler
1
Howard Kistler

He travels all over the world and discovers the best place is home. It doesn't get much more Thanksgiving than that.

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

I'm not gonna lie, I'd rather have a technicolor nightmare than a dull black and white space caper.

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Wendy Coffin
0
Wendy Coffin

hard choice because both are in my top 10. I chose this though because EVERYTHING Joel says in this ep is absolute gold

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Paul S
0
Paul S

SOL-tie Award winning show!

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Rebecca Brawley
0
Rebecca Brawley

For me, it's an oldie but goodie.

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Victor Martinez
0
Victor Martinez

enjoy this one much more.

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/16/2021

Which is the better episode?

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

13

56%
Prince of Space WINNER

30

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Which is the better episode?
13 Comments
Bruce Pullen
2
Bruce Pullen

Mike's finest hour. Ideally pithy and not too dour. The movie is something else yet the treatment beams through brightly.

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Amy L. Sacks
1
Amy L. Sacks

"Mike is a very nice name."

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Troy Sloan
0
Troy Sloan

You play this one less.

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Robert Hornibrook
0
Robert Hornibrook

Cause its the first MST3k episode my wife ever saw.

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Colleen Moriarity
0
Colleen Moriarity

This episode is far superior to Prince of Space.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and vintage slease in one tidy package.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and sleaze in one package!

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Frank Gallagher
0
Frank Gallagher

I caught this movie on Creature Double Feature when I was way too young and it traumatized me

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John Judge
0
John Judge

There's nothing like a "hero" who makes all the wrong choices.

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Kim McAllister
0
Kim McAllister

A total MST classic!!!

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Nicole Castro
0
Nicole Castro

It doesn't get enough love. Been my #1 favorite for many years.

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LowKeeba
0
LowKeeba

“That’s not cheese” —Gypsy

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56%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
30 Comments
Philip Monihan
4
Philip Monihan

Your voting has no effect on me!

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Adam Troy
1
Adam Troy

We like it very much!

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Heather M Perkins
1
Heather M Perkins

Because he is the Prince. And he is of Space. And because I am a little tired of that other movie.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I find the ep funny as heck. And I like it very much.

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Charlie M
0
Charlie M

Because those makeup effects are soooo dreamy

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Ryan Nostrebor
0
Ryan Nostrebor

Mince, mince, mince...

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John Abernathy
0
John Abernathy

Because not voting for Prince of Space, is for me, words that have no meaning. Though I just said them.

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Matt Olfson
0
Matt Olfson

One of the all-time best and enduring episodes of MST3K!

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Leah
0
Leah

I remember it being a lot of fun.

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Ginger Fitts
0
Ginger Fitts

Oh! Ah! Prince of Space!!! Need I say more?

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J. Lynn Else, Author
0
J. Lynn Else, Author

Vote for Prince of Space, or I'll throw my doll at you!

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Matt Towler
0
Matt Towler

how many times must I say that I LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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Robert Reimer
0
Robert Reimer

Because we like it very much.

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Paul Moreau
0
Paul Moreau

WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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David McDermott
0
David McDermott

His name is Prince of Space, and he is funky.

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Doug Breese
0
Doug Breese

this experiment is why I add "ya scum" to the end of every sentence I utter... ya scum.

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

If Phantom Krankor cannot defeat the Prince, neither can Jan in the Pan.

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

I want in with the cool crowd.

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

Krankor over Jan in the Pan any Turkey Day!

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

Your neck juice cannot harm me, but scares the crap out of me anyway.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

"Your weapons are useless against me! Har,har,har,har!"

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