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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/29/2021

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

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Magic Voyage of Sinbad WINNER

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47%
Eegah!

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53%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
25 Comments
Derek Smith
2
Derek Smith

Cuz just kinda tired of Eegah. There I said it.

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Steven Wida
1
Steven Wida

I love this episode and it rarely gets shown.

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Jason Tamez
1
Jason Tamez

Eegah!, while amusing and fun, just has SO MUCH ICK that I try to avoid watching it. I feel like I need to shower just thinking about it.

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Andrew Bosch
1
Andrew Bosch

There is a greater population of hairy Fins and Russians in this movie!

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Jon Malbrough
0
Jon Malbrough

Well there's a LOT less Arch Hall jr

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

A disco octopus, but no Bluebird of Happiness, or even a friendly chicken.

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

I love this movie, even though its not Sinbad. Awesome production values for its time. I wonder what a remastered version would look like.

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Jeremy Clegg
0
Jeremy Clegg

It's got feasts and a golden fish. Yum.

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Craig Dorrell
0
Craig Dorrell

I haven't seen this one! (and I've seen Eegah more than ten times)

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Corvid Cattus
0
Corvid Cattus

This sort of psychedelic whimsy is a perfect accompaniment for a food-induced coma.

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Jason Mallow
0
Jason Mallow

“He’s not Sinbad!”

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

Because it's got the oddest way ever to go to communion.

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Doug Lackey
0
Doug Lackey

Crow entering the theater through the air-lock... 'nuff said.

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

I think we all need the nonexistent Bluebird of Happiness right now.

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William Schraffenberger
0
William Schraffenberger

I’m voting for the deep cuts today (even though that wasn’t Sinbad…)

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Larry Albea
0
Larry Albea

one of the best Sinbads

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Bob Dunn
0
Bob Dunn

Tough choice but Magic Voyage is well, magic.

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Hana Kuster
0
Hana Kuster

The last time this episode was shown during Turkey Day was back in 2014. We love Eegah and all, but it's a bit too overrated.

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Rob Gullo
0
Rob Gullo

This episode doesn't get enough love!

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47%
Eegah!

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
26 Comments
Scott Armstrong
2
Scott Armstrong

Easy choice. Eegah is a classic. Watch out for snakes!

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Jackson Munden
2
Jackson Munden

Honk if you love Eegah!

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Mary Manning
2
Mary Manning

Eegah! is just one of my top 10 riffs, and although I enjoy Magic Voyage, it's just no contest for me.

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Peter Bolton
1
Peter Bolton

Because the ghost of Richard Kiel told me that he'll use me as a shoehorn if I don't vote for this movie.

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KaijuKnight42
1
KaijuKnight42

Watch out for snakes!

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Jill r
1
Jill r

I just love the riffs more in this one. So many good lines! There's at least 3 or 4 in just the opening credits alone. Especially when Tom Servo realizes one of the statues is literally flipping off the camera, and his reaction is perfect!😆

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Bruce Pullen
1
Bruce Pullen

It's Eegah! (1962). Being heavily replayed or not, it is a classic MST3K staple and in this head-to-head it easily dominates as the superior experiment. It personifies TURKEY in every meaning of the word. Incompetence, inadvertent charm, unforgettable, and filled with legendary riffs and skits.

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Paul Skrmetta
1
Paul Skrmetta

Watch out for snakes

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Danielle Henry Casantini
1
Danielle Henry Casantini

Arch Hall Jr and his bitchin dune buggy!

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Genifer Brown
1
Genifer Brown

Voting for Arch Hall Jr's face.

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Adam Troy
0
Adam Troy

Harriet, the cattle are smoking!

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A. J.
0
A. J.

One of my favorites. Haven’t seen it in a year or two. My son is just getting into MST3K after me being a fan since the late 90’s.

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Richard Archer
0
Richard Archer

Because otherwise the snakes will get me.

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Bob Newman
0
Bob Newman

Eegah, because, well Eegah. And, of course, Richard Kiel

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Gabriel D
0
Gabriel D

Something about snakes...

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Null Void
0
Null Void

Very underrated episode. Watch out for snakes!

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Marian Luther
0
Marian Luther

This is one of the first episodes we saw, so it holds a special place in our hearts. :)

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/19/2021

Which is the better episode?

57%
Prince of Space WINNER

8

43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

8

57%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Philip Monihan
1
Philip Monihan

Hard pick, not gonna lie.

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Mark Pergolizzi
0
Mark Pergolizzi

Prince of Space is one of my all-time favorite MST3Ks ever.

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Sam Bissell
0
Sam Bissell

Prince of Space is a family favorite and we watch more than any episode, except for Samson vs the Vampire Women, which is pretty much tied with Prince of Space!

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Shaun O'Leary
0
Shaun O'Leary

He's a prince. And of course i love chicken.

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Ryan Barker
0
Ryan Barker

Your weapons are useless against me!

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

I love both these Riffs, Prince of Space is just a tiny bit better.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

Of all the MST3K episodes where Earth is invaded by chicken-men, this is the best. Also, I became a bootblack because of this film. I like it very much.

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William Lane
0
William Lane

Sinbad has no effect on this movie.

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43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Will Blanchard
2
Will Blanchard

Love Prince of Space, but 505 is peak MST3K. Old-school style riff to be sure, but the warmth of the early years is in full bloom on this one with A+ sketches and even an in-theater stunt. Also, weird movie.

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Llewellyn Buntminkey
1
Llewellyn Buntminkey

Russo Finnish madness!!! Wooohooo!!!

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Howard Kistler
1
Howard Kistler

He travels all over the world and discovers the best place is home. It doesn't get much more Thanksgiving than that.

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

I'm not gonna lie, I'd rather have a technicolor nightmare than a dull black and white space caper.

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Wendy Coffin
0
Wendy Coffin

hard choice because both are in my top 10. I chose this though because EVERYTHING Joel says in this ep is absolute gold

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Paul S
0
Paul S

SOL-tie Award winning show!

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Rebecca Brawley
0
Rebecca Brawley

For me, it's an oldie but goodie.

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Victor Martinez
0
Victor Martinez

enjoy this one much more.

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/16/2021

Which is the better episode?

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

13

56%
Prince of Space WINNER

30

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Which is the better episode?
13 Comments
Bruce Pullen
2
Bruce Pullen

Mike's finest hour. Ideally pithy and not too dour. The movie is something else yet the treatment beams through brightly.

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Amy L. Sacks
1
Amy L. Sacks

"Mike is a very nice name."

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Troy Sloan
0
Troy Sloan

You play this one less.

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Robert Hornibrook
0
Robert Hornibrook

Cause its the first MST3k episode my wife ever saw.

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Colleen Moriarity
0
Colleen Moriarity

This episode is far superior to Prince of Space.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and vintage slease in one tidy package.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and sleaze in one package!

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Frank Gallagher
0
Frank Gallagher

I caught this movie on Creature Double Feature when I was way too young and it traumatized me

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John Judge
0
John Judge

There's nothing like a "hero" who makes all the wrong choices.

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Kim McAllister
0
Kim McAllister

A total MST classic!!!

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Nicole Castro
0
Nicole Castro

It doesn't get enough love. Been my #1 favorite for many years.

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LowKeeba
0
LowKeeba

“That’s not cheese” —Gypsy

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56%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
30 Comments
Philip Monihan
4
Philip Monihan

Your voting has no effect on me!

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Adam Troy
1
Adam Troy

We like it very much!

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Heather M Perkins
1
Heather M Perkins

Because he is the Prince. And he is of Space. And because I am a little tired of that other movie.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I find the ep funny as heck. And I like it very much.

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Charlie M
0
Charlie M

Because those makeup effects are soooo dreamy

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Ryan Nostrebor
0
Ryan Nostrebor

Mince, mince, mince...

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John Abernathy
0
John Abernathy

Because not voting for Prince of Space, is for me, words that have no meaning. Though I just said them.

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Matt Olfson
0
Matt Olfson

One of the all-time best and enduring episodes of MST3K!

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Leah
0
Leah

I remember it being a lot of fun.

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Ginger Fitts
0
Ginger Fitts

Oh! Ah! Prince of Space!!! Need I say more?

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J. Lynn Else, Author
0
J. Lynn Else, Author

Vote for Prince of Space, or I'll throw my doll at you!

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Matt Towler
0
Matt Towler

how many times must I say that I LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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Robert Reimer
0
Robert Reimer

Because we like it very much.

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Paul Moreau
0
Paul Moreau

WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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David McDermott
0
David McDermott

His name is Prince of Space, and he is funky.

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Doug Breese
0
Doug Breese

this experiment is why I add "ya scum" to the end of every sentence I utter... ya scum.

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

If Phantom Krankor cannot defeat the Prince, neither can Jan in the Pan.

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

I want in with the cool crowd.

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

Krankor over Jan in the Pan any Turkey Day!

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

Your neck juice cannot harm me, but scares the crap out of me anyway.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

"Your weapons are useless against me! Har,har,har,har!"

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