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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/22/2021

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Daddy-O

25

58%
Warrior of the Lost World WINNER

36

42%
Daddy-O

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
25 Comments
Josh Marrazzo
1
Josh Marrazzo

Warrior of the Lost World is amazing- that said, this little gem could use some Turkey Day attention. I don't think it's been rolled out for the big show since 1991... Why not show it some love! :)

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Vincent Adams
1
Vincent Adams

better than the Paperchase mumbler!

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William Smith
0
William Smith

This classic is a must watch

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Jim Bunch
0
Jim Bunch

Because it is sooooo hip.

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Genifer Brown
0
Genifer Brown

Dick Contino and his hiked up pants vs. The Paperchase Guy? This isn't even a fair fight!

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

Another easy choice. Daddy-O is such a fun episode, plus the short is golden.

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John Wallis
0
John Wallis

Daddy-O has, since it aired, been one of my all time favorites. A very underrated episode with solid laughs from start to finish. While it is sorely lacking in Mega Weapons, it does have Joel singing the hike up your pants song, and that is pure delight.

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Jim Allder
0
Jim Allder

Never seen this one before.

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Troy Wood
0
Troy Wood

Another under-appreciated gem that doesn't get trotted out too often.

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Riley Cahill-Camps
0
Riley Cahill-Camps

I always serve Rock Candy Baby for dessert at every Thanksgiving dinner!

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Gayle Gordon
0
Gayle Gordon

Warrior of the Lost World has good riffs, but the movie is soooo baaaaad!

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

Doing it for James Ellroy

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Ian Mackey
0
Ian Mackey

We the return of the Pants-up song

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

Because, "I want some..."

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Doug Lackey
0
Doug Lackey

"Stuffed Crust with Crazy Bread!"

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Randy Cox
0
Randy Cox

Probably the best “teens in trouble” movie featured on the show.

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Craig Dorrell
0
Craig Dorrell

I don't have any fruit to declare, Daddy-O!

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Matthew Casper
0
Matthew Casper

Honestly, I haven't seen this one yet. I'm curious about it. Plus, I've seen warriors of the lost world too many times.

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58%
Warrior of the Lost World

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
36 Comments
Todd Shubert
4
Todd Shubert

I loved this movie so much, I named my cat Megaweapon

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It’s Just A Show
2
It’s Just A Show

You guessed it — Donald Pleasence!

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James Smith
1
James Smith

liver face paper chase guy

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Dan Asnis
1
Dan Asnis

Megaweapon rules!!!!!!

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Philip Chandler
1
Philip Chandler

Cheesy movie that's chock full of riffing material from beginning to end!

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Robert Ezenwa
1
Robert Ezenwa

It was a tough decision. Both movies have lame tropes and awful character stereotypes. That said, the Daddy-O slang is more unbearable than the motorcycle's slang, so I choose this movie. Plus you can't go wrong with Donald Pleasance.

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

Warrior of the Lost Word is a fun Riff. Megaweapon is awesome.

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Benjamin Hom
0
Benjamin Hom

The "Paper Chase" guy.

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Peter DiPasquale
0
Peter DiPasquale

With a chat name of MegaWpn, it's pretty clear which I have to choose :)

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Spiky Mikie
0
Spiky Mikie

Mega Weapon.....Nuff said

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Andrew Collas
0
Andrew Collas

Come one! This is... gold!

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Jill r
0
Jill r

The riffs in Warrior of the Lost World are just funnier and more memorable. Plus I love the sketch with Joel as the "warrior" and Crow as his mom taking him to get his driver's test.😆

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Ryan Hollist
0
Ryan Hollist

This was a tough one for me. But in the end I've got to go with cheap Italian sets.

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Bruce Pullen
0
Bruce Pullen

The camp present and apocalyptic twinge hurdle this into a MST staple. MegaWeapon, Donald Pleasance, the 80s cheese, all of it fuses into a must-see episode.

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John Harris
0
John Harris

WotLW has Donald Pleasance, one of MST's actor superstars, who is always a welcome sight. It's got Megaweapon, and a terrible obnoxious computer bike, and a ridiculous premise, and a lead, That Paper Chase Guy, who i trust *has* charisma, but has been directed to leave it in his trailer.

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

"Want some?" No, I want MEGAWEAPON!

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Jason Mallow
0
Jason Mallow

You can’t go wrong with Megaweapon.

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wendy graham
0
wendy graham

I tend to like the worst of the MST3k movies (not the episode-the movie itself) and this one definitely qualifies as one of THE WORST

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Don Burton
0
Don Burton

So many stars: Donald Pleasance, that Paper Chase guy, Mega-weapon.

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Jackson Munden
0
Jackson Munden

"Hello, Mrs. Warrior!"

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Larry Albea
0
Larry Albea

actually a good movie

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

Persis Khambatta, the Paper Chase guy & MEGAWEAPON!

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Jason Lawrence Janzen
0
Jason Lawrence Janzen

Donald Pleasence AND Fred Williamson!

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Bob Goff
0
Bob Goff

As much as I love "Daddy-O", "Warrior Of The Lost World" is the perfect way to spend your MST3K Turkey Day!

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Howard Kistler
0
Howard Kistler

Bring me a moist towelette.

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Corvid Cattus
0
Corvid Cattus

Awkward family holidays deserve the best in awkward movie kisses!

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/19/2021

Which is the better episode?

57%
Prince of Space WINNER

8

43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

8

57%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Philip Monihan
1
Philip Monihan

Hard pick, not gonna lie.

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Mark Pergolizzi
0
Mark Pergolizzi

Prince of Space is one of my all-time favorite MST3Ks ever.

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Sam Bissell
0
Sam Bissell

Prince of Space is a family favorite and we watch more than any episode, except for Samson vs the Vampire Women, which is pretty much tied with Prince of Space!

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Shaun O'Leary
0
Shaun O'Leary

He's a prince. And of course i love chicken.

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Ryan Barker
0
Ryan Barker

Your weapons are useless against me!

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

I love both these Riffs, Prince of Space is just a tiny bit better.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

Of all the MST3K episodes where Earth is invaded by chicken-men, this is the best. Also, I became a bootblack because of this film. I like it very much.

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William Lane
0
William Lane

Sinbad has no effect on this movie.

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43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Will Blanchard
2
Will Blanchard

Love Prince of Space, but 505 is peak MST3K. Old-school style riff to be sure, but the warmth of the early years is in full bloom on this one with A+ sketches and even an in-theater stunt. Also, weird movie.

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Llewellyn Buntminkey
1
Llewellyn Buntminkey

Russo Finnish madness!!! Wooohooo!!!

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Howard Kistler
1
Howard Kistler

He travels all over the world and discovers the best place is home. It doesn't get much more Thanksgiving than that.

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

I'm not gonna lie, I'd rather have a technicolor nightmare than a dull black and white space caper.

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Wendy Coffin
0
Wendy Coffin

hard choice because both are in my top 10. I chose this though because EVERYTHING Joel says in this ep is absolute gold

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Paul S
0
Paul S

SOL-tie Award winning show!

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Rebecca Brawley
0
Rebecca Brawley

For me, it's an oldie but goodie.

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Victor Martinez
0
Victor Martinez

enjoy this one much more.

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/16/2021

Which is the better episode?

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

13

56%
Prince of Space WINNER

30

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Which is the better episode?
13 Comments
Bruce Pullen
2
Bruce Pullen

Mike's finest hour. Ideally pithy and not too dour. The movie is something else yet the treatment beams through brightly.

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Amy L. Sacks
1
Amy L. Sacks

"Mike is a very nice name."

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Troy Sloan
0
Troy Sloan

You play this one less.

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Robert Hornibrook
0
Robert Hornibrook

Cause its the first MST3k episode my wife ever saw.

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Colleen Moriarity
0
Colleen Moriarity

This episode is far superior to Prince of Space.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and vintage slease in one tidy package.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and sleaze in one package!

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Frank Gallagher
0
Frank Gallagher

I caught this movie on Creature Double Feature when I was way too young and it traumatized me

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John Judge
0
John Judge

There's nothing like a "hero" who makes all the wrong choices.

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Kim McAllister
0
Kim McAllister

A total MST classic!!!

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Nicole Castro
0
Nicole Castro

It doesn't get enough love. Been my #1 favorite for many years.

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LowKeeba
0
LowKeeba

“That’s not cheese” —Gypsy

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56%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
30 Comments
Philip Monihan
4
Philip Monihan

Your voting has no effect on me!

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Adam Troy
1
Adam Troy

We like it very much!

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Heather M Perkins
1
Heather M Perkins

Because he is the Prince. And he is of Space. And because I am a little tired of that other movie.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I find the ep funny as heck. And I like it very much.

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Charlie M
0
Charlie M

Because those makeup effects are soooo dreamy

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Ryan Nostrebor
0
Ryan Nostrebor

Mince, mince, mince...

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John Abernathy
0
John Abernathy

Because not voting for Prince of Space, is for me, words that have no meaning. Though I just said them.

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Matt Olfson
0
Matt Olfson

One of the all-time best and enduring episodes of MST3K!

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Leah
0
Leah

I remember it being a lot of fun.

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Ginger Fitts
0
Ginger Fitts

Oh! Ah! Prince of Space!!! Need I say more?

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J. Lynn Else, Author
0
J. Lynn Else, Author

Vote for Prince of Space, or I'll throw my doll at you!

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Matt Towler
0
Matt Towler

how many times must I say that I LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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Robert Reimer
0
Robert Reimer

Because we like it very much.

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Paul Moreau
0
Paul Moreau

WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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David McDermott
0
David McDermott

His name is Prince of Space, and he is funky.

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Doug Breese
0
Doug Breese

this experiment is why I add "ya scum" to the end of every sentence I utter... ya scum.

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

If Phantom Krankor cannot defeat the Prince, neither can Jan in the Pan.

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

I want in with the cool crowd.

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

Krankor over Jan in the Pan any Turkey Day!

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

Your neck juice cannot harm me, but scares the crap out of me anyway.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

"Your weapons are useless against me! Har,har,har,har!"

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